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West Ham Songs
 Songs and chants sung by the West Ham fans.
 

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
West Ham's famous anthem. Always sung loud and proud before, during and after West Ham's matches.
 
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams,
They fade and die,
Fortunes always hiding,
I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.
 

(At away games, this song is also occasionally sung to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)


Over Land and Sea
A recently revived classic
 
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On to victory,
(altogether now)
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea,
We all follow the West Ham,
On to victory.
 


Twist and Shout

Usually only sung at away games
 

Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
Twist and shout. (twist and shout)
C'mon c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, baby, now, (come on baby)
Come on and work it on out. (work it on out)

Well, work it on out, honey. (work it on out)
You know you look so good. (look so good)
You know you got me goin', now, (got me goin')
Just like I knew you would. (like I knew you would)


The Blue Flag
Sung to mock Chelsea fans
 
Up your arse, oh up your arse,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse,
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park,
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse.
 


Running Round Tottenham
Sung to mock Sp*rs Jewish following (not entirely politically correct)
 
We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Tottenham,
Running round Tottenham,
Running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out.
Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you?
Singing I've got a foreskin, haven't you?
Singing I've got a foreskin,
I've got a foreskin,
 I've got a foreskin, haven't you?
 


 Bellamy's a Nutter
A simple ditty for our new striker
 
Bellamy's a nutter,

He'll hit you with his putter,

La la la lah,

La la la lah,


 Mark Noble
For our up and coming midfielder


Mark Noble (whooaaoo),

Mark Noble (whooaaoo),

He's West Ham through and through,

He plays for the claret and blue.


 Zamora (Whooaaoo)
In honour of Bobby Zamora, a player who is also a West Ham fan, and whose goal clinched promotion back to the Premier League. He came to us as part of the transfer deal that took Jermain Defoe to Sp*rs
 
Zamora (whooaaoo), Zamora
He came from Shite Hart Lane,
He's better than Jermain,
Zamora (whooaaoo), Zamora (whooaaoo).

 


Oh Christian Dailly

In honour of the cult hero football genius

 

Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Dailly,
Iíll let you shag my wife,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I want curly hair too!

 


Chim Chiminee

This one dates back to the days of football hooliganism and the days of the infamous Inter-City Firm (ICF), and still gets an occasional airing at games.

 

Chim chiminee, chim chiminee,

Chim chim cheroo,

We are the bastards in claret and blue.

 


I'm Dreaming of a Frank Lampard

In memory of Frank Lampard Senior's winning goal in the 1980 FA Cup Semi-Final replay at Elland Road. Unfortunately not sung very often these day, due to the unpopularity of his son, who shares the same name.

 

I'm dreaming of a Frank Lampard,

Just like the one at Elland Road,

When the ball came over,

And Frank fell over,

And scored the f*cking winning goal (winning goal).

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